Sunday, October 26, 2008

A couple jokes

A couple wedding-related jokes. I hope they make you smile.
Blue-haired old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next!"

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I thought this was a cute line: "Honey, how do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He'll be late, he's playing poker with you."
A little boy was a ring bearer in a wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudly.

So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears himself by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."
And finally:
"Marriage is a lot like the army: everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist." James Garner


Guilty Secret said...

Thanks, I needed a laugh today! :D

Krista said...

I loved the ring bear joke. I literally burst out loud in laughter when I read it. I got a funny look from Wade!